Dear Citizens of Santa Ramona,
I, Ami Elcano, have recently discovered there was an error in the last printed Chronicle, it would appear the printer that printed out the original copy busted and splattered ink. When the paper went to mass production, the splatter appears to be on all distributed copies of the October Edition of the Chronicle. I do apologize for any and all confusion this has brought forth. Please be advised, if there is any complaints or compliments, my email is always open. Have a great rest of the month.