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Earthquake Causes Minor Casualties

The Santa Ramona Zoo had a few escapes through out the earthquake and many businesses still in tact. Although for some whom encountered minor casualties were sent to the hospital with lost memories.

Some patients were sent to psych due to stating they think they saw a bear and a cow in the middle of the road fighting at all means while others say they saw pandas in the middle of the street. Quite the chaotic night for rescue workers and Hospitals.

Some buildings encountered minor damage. no word on when repairs will be done. As for the Santa Ramona Zoo, they released a statement apologizing for the acts of the animals and that if any citizens were endangered or hurt by the animals they would be treated on their account at the SRV General Hospital.