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Tree of Life ~ Dating and Counseling

Looking for that elusive girlfriend? Or that Mr. Right that never comes?

We have hundreds of bachelors and bachelorettes of all colours, sizes, and orientations.

Proven record of couples that tie the knot with our services.

We also provide counseling for the lonely, those with cold feet, and them on the rocks.

Tree of Life, where love just grows.

((You can go to the shop at 82 Shady Street, Chinatown, and find a console that dispenses a questionnaire if you would like to participate in *coughs* random *coughs* technologically advanced, with digital precision, dating.))