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Slippery on Scarlett

Approximately 75 gallons of Anal-eaze Cherry scented lube was spilled on Scarlet Lane in front of Madame's Vault after it fell out of a delivery truck leaving the shop in the mid-afternoon. Members of Hell's Horsemen were seen moving the barrels out of the street and putting kitty litter on the spilled lube in an attempt to soak it up. There were

scattered reports of about a half-dozen gunshots prior to the delivery truck speeding off.