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New Mayor Announced!

The people of Santa Ramona Valley have decided on our new mayor: Aria de Saragosa. The Mexico-native held 40% of the majority vote to win the public election. Candidate Ren Aquila came in second and Candidate Jackson, the dog, followed in a strong third place showing. "It's a wonderful feeling. I wasn't sure that the people were ready for the type of change that I intend on bringing them, but now I know that they are." De Saragosa said when asked of her initial feelings upon winning the Mayoral race. De Saragosa will take office officially today upon appointment. She plans to get to work immediately for the citizens, "Free tequila for all citizens! Kidding! The first thing I'm going to do is move into my office at City Hall, open the door, and invite whoever wants to talk. Then I'll have a much better idea what the people want from me." New Mayor Aria de Saragosa will hold office until November 11, 2018.