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“But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked...

The party got off to a well enough start with citizens dressed in costumes befitting the famous Children's book with all the Fantastical creatures, and of course Alice herself, coming to life to drink tea from tiny tea cups and eat sugar coated cookies while dancing to the latest trends in outlandish music befitting the venue.

“Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.” ...

Soon though, the fantastical turns to the bizarre as the citizens in attendance begin to chase everything from rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, but the bizzare lies in each see only their own and none the same. Lost in the Rabbit Hole of their on imagination until at last, each fell to the checkered floor free perhaps to dream, snore, and yes, even fart with no rebuke to be felt.

“Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”

But unfortunately for the King nor our citizens is this the end of the tale. As on the following days, the hospital and police department have both been inundated with wild narrations of what the partying citizens, turned victims suffered in the their fairy-tale or nightmare dreams.

City Officials, now investigating, urge for any of its citizens with symptoms of memory loss, headache, fatigue, hallucinations, and the like to seek medical attention immediately and lay off the hard tea!

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