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Shooting at Wolfe's!

On November 10th, 2017, there was a shooting at Wolf's Tavern, leaving the owner wounded in the hospital and one still free. According to a secret source there was a man on a crotch rocket wearing a helmet who shot the owner point-blank in the shoulder. This man is still at large from the information I could find, so while we have little information to give to the public, let's talk about what the man was driving.

Okay, so who drives a crotch rocket these days? and a helmet? Can we say helmet hair? I think we all need to find the one man with helmet hair around town, because that would be the man we are in danger from!



Officer in Trouble?

It was reported that on November 12th that it was reported a officer shot an animal for no reason! On this day, Officer Brentt had come across a man and woman, the woman seeming to be on crunches looking for her dog while the man was holding a gun. Instead of doing his proper job, the officer seemed to either miss or not be focused and hit the girl's dog.

Now folks, what you all are wondering, was he fired? was he arrested? Stay tuned for more information!