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In recent weeks several buildings in the area including both private and government property have been tagged with graffiti symbols from a low level crime organization known as Los Reyes. Police report the Los Reyes gang are merely some juveniles trying to imitate popular media cultures.Anyone having information on the individuals vandalizing the building should call the SVPD tip line at 1-800-Rat-OnMe.

Prostitution continues to rise with many illegal women turning to the streets as the President's immigration ban keeps the border crossings closed. The homeless women taking shelter around the bus station and pandering commuters has lead to an increase in transit security. Local Conservative party members blame the legalization of marijuana on the increase in prostitution. "Give a girl a fat blunt and she'll suck anything" Said Ms. Nancy Willey, Spokesperson for the Santa Ramona Valley's Republican party.

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