Sin-O-Scope

July 4, 2017

                                                                                                             SIN-O-SCOPE   

 

Aries - Your too stubborn for your own good. Rub one off in the bathroom at the gas station and you'll find true love.

 

Taurus  - Not only are you a bull, but a bully. Let your true self be free. Kick some rich kids ass today and money will come to you.

 

Gemini - Twins or two for one. Seeking Happiness? When was the last time you had a threesome?

 

Cancer - You moody bitches need to come out of your house. Jack the meds off of someone who has insurance and chill!

 

Leo - Leo is the Lion and Lions love to lick. Feeling a little low on energy this week? Treat yourself and someone you love to a little vagina-tarian tonight.

 

Virgo - The virgin, never gets laid. So power up that vibe and just pretend its the hot bartender with the accent.

 

Libra - Libra its your week to shine. With the Mercury entering Libra it's time to streak them streets and show the city just how balanced your assets are.

 

Scorpio - Scorpio having a little trouble keeping your stinger between your legs? Nothing better than a Pisces when it comes to a good poke.

 

Sagittarius - The archer, you've been lax these last couple of weeks. Someone should have told you, that was too much lube!

 

Pisces - Douche! Douche! A little vinegar and a whole lot of water. Nobody wants it when it smells fishy. The winds are not with you this week, my friend.

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