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October 31, 2019

An Amber alert has been issued for Orson, Remy and Avery Rousseau. The children, pictured above, are aged 10, 7, and 8 respectively. Santa Ramona Sheriff's Department believes the children were abducted by Max Mactavish, the children's grandfather.

Max Mactavish, shown below, is a 55 year old male Caucasian, blue eyes, gray hair, beard and mustache.

If you have information about the abduction or you see Mactavish or the children call the Santa Ramona Sheriff's Department immediately. 

Stay tuned to the Chronicle for more information about this evolving story. 

October 31, 2019

More information has come to light about escaped prisoner Jacob DeLucca. DeLucca was a Sergeant with the United States Army. He served as a mechanic with the 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment (SOAR) out of Fort Campbell, Kentucky. This is where court records indicate he first met and became fixated on Army Chief Warrant Officer third class, Sarina Jade.

Records show that when Jade was grounded from flying, she transferred to the CID. Months later, Sergeant DeLucca followed.  He worked in the CID transportation unit. The psychologist that took the stand said that DeLucca fixated on Jade because she did not fall under his charms.  As the psychologist put it, "When a psychopath is used to people falling for his charms it can be a blow to the ego that would become a personal challenge to rectify. It became a personal mission to show who was superior."

That's when CID Agents believe he killed the first woman, Marion Sanchez. He left her body hanging in a tree on the route that S...

October 29, 2019

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October 22, 2019

The Chronicle has been investigating fugitive Jacob DeLucca and why he has made his way to California from Kansas. Court records have been requested but a review of newspaper articles about the man reveal that he was able to charm his victims into trusting him. He's charismatic and comes across as trustworthy. He's also very much a psychopath according to a psychologist that was a witness in the trial.

The Sheriff's Department was asked what measures are being put into place to protect the community. Undersheriff Azariah Brentt stated that there is a Be on the Lookout for the fugitive and that the Department has increased their operational awareness. He stated, "Everyone, not just women, need to be extra vigilant.  If, and at the moment as far as I am aware it is still only speculative, he does come to SRV then he is going to need a place to stay. I would urge everyone to keep a close check on who they rent rooms or lodgings too. If anyone has any suspicions that he might be the suspect...

October 20, 2019

Several days ago, a known serial killer, sentenced to death in Kansas, escaped. Prison officials said he and four other prisoners were being transported to a nearby hospital for treatment when their transport was involved in an accident. The prisoners took advantage of the accident to over power the guards and escape. Three prisoners were found and returned to prison. A fourth was found dead, hanging from a tree. The last prisoner is said to still be at large.

The escaped fugitive is named Jacob LaDucca, known as Tall Jake.  Years ago he went on a rampage, killing six women in a three month period.  The women varied in physical descriptions but all were luridly displayed for maximum shock value.  All women had been poisoned, had their ring finger removed, and then hung by a noose in a very public way. It was never revealed why he took their ring fingers.

U.S. Marshals have indicated that he was spotted near Santa Ramona Valley County but would not confirm why he traveled all th...

October 16, 2019

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Kilomahr Montago (KiloDaga Resident)

October 16, 2019

On Sunday, October 13 the Santa Ramona City Council met for their monthly council meeting. In attendance were:

Jay Stone, Governor
Doctor Eve Stone, Chief physician SRGH
Dimitri Rousseau, City manager and Fire Chief
Joseph Styles, Finance Director
Chiara Villanova, Mayor
Jordan Russo, Legal Counselor
Sarina Ramirez, Sheriff
Azariah Brentt, Undersheriff
Roisin Russo, Parks and Recreation

The only item on the agenda was Mayor Villanova's proposal regarding the creation of a community center in Southside. According to her proposal, the property in question owed the city a lot in back taxes. The mayor intended to buy it for the amount of back taxes plus one dollar. 

There were several questions regarding the proposal. One was presented by Doctor Stone who wanted to know what kind of classes would be taught at the center. The mayor indicated cooking, sewing, gardening or other types of classes would be held.  The doctor then wanted a clause added to the proposal that no medical or clinical cla...

October 13, 2019

Today the Rock Hard Gym had an open house. The owner, Bruno Caffarelli was present to greet guests as they arrived. Also in attendance were two trainers. The event had catered food and drinks provided by La Cantina. The owner and the trainers are body builders and were posing just outside and inside the doors to draw attention to the event.

Rock Hard Gym was signing up new memberships and giving tours of the facility. Standard memberships are typically 30 a month and include access to all the equipment, the sauna, hot tub, massage table and various MMA, self defense and yoga classes. Standard membership gives members access to one of these special classes once a week. VIP membership includes all of the above but you get unlimited access to the classes and training. The VIP membership costs just 100 a month.

While the facility is small it packs a lot into a small space. There's weight lifting machines for those wanting to build muscle and cardio machines for those just wanting to build st...

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