The Santa Ramona Chronicles

Local News & Events

August 29, 2019

Virtuous Vice Clothign Company is looking for models for their early fall fashion show  "Bondage in the Boardroom."

  The show is Saturday September 14th at 5pm.  All body shapes and sizes wanted.  Male and female fashon.  COntact Chiara Villanova (Bethann.causten) for more information.

August 26, 2019

For all Car lovers, Motor Heads, Grease Monkies---

Kink Tank presents the one and only Santa Ramona Car Show, with Classic, High End and More

to enjoy at the Santa Ramona Speedway!! [Race tracks] 

All are welcome to enjoy a fun filled day! 

August 24, 2019

On August 24th at 3:54 p.m. Roman Ramirez and Sarina Jade Ramirez welcomed their first child, a son. Roman Ramirez jr. weighed in at seven pounds and three ounces and was 20 inches long. Mother and child are resting, counting down the hours until they can go home. In lieu of flowers or gifts the Ramirez family asks friends to make a donation to Santa Ramona Valley orphanage. 

August 24, 2019

Many centuries ago,people used to call it The Tavern,in some women were not even allowed to enter and others who did were simply the meat for men. Today, The Tavern has many names and one is La Cantina, not only changed how the way food and drinks were served but also how welcoming is today even for families with children. Some of the traditional restrictions on entry to cantinas are beginning to fade away. However, in many

areas, it is still viewed as scandalous for proper ladies to be seen visiting a genuine cantina. A cantina in the U.S. is simply a tavern with a Southwestern or Mexican motif that serves traditional alcoholic Mexican drinks. In the 1890s, cantina entered American English from the Spanish language in the Southwest United States with the meaning of "bar room, saloon."So today I am introducing La Cantina  Bar & Grill in Santa Ramona, after a not long ago tragedy that got me and my husband lose a very expensive business called El Continental and running El Toro Loco was...

August 23, 2019

A brand spanking new store has opened up on the streets of Santa Ramona Valley today. Bringing with it that touch of magic!

Down on Pacific near the beach front one of the quaint little store has now been snapped up by Roisin Russo. Taking the long awaited dusty room and with her own personal touch of magic has brought us the brand new 'The Pendulum Spiritual Shop'.

This Witch shop is now boasting the finest in spiritual equipment.

From Oils and Potions to Herbs and Candles this little store is packing all your spiritual needs be you wiccan, pagan, a mystic or just like to dabble now and then in the dark arts.

Be warned tho this isnt no Hogwarts gig! You could even find yourself in a seance with the unresting dead of Santa Ramona Valley!

I caught up with Roisin to see what she had to say about it all.

I asked Roisin why it is she brought a spiritual store to SRV and she responded with a chipper "well it is a Hobby of Mine has Been for many years , so I decides to enlighten others about it if...

August 21, 2019

 Endless unrest for the streets of Santa Ramona Valley as the Southside tension builds between the locals and known gangs within the area.
Southside & Menice beach known for its darker side of life sporting the likes of The Kink Tank,

Alley Cats and the local MC, Hells Horseman Motorcycle Club   otherwise known as HHMC. All of which are well known establishments that local gangs like to take up residency in.

Locals have reported ongoing disputes with these gangs and feeling terrorized by their living environments. A few commenting "we cant even get a drink without being badgered into buying drugs or being blackmailed into working for them".

However it appears the gangs have a few teething problems of their own as rival gangs go head to head with one another. Causing more chaos on the streets.
With both heads of each gang plotting against the other, this brewing volcano is bound to erupt soon enough.
With dirty dealings and attempting to buy up all the businesses in town.

These low...

August 18, 2019

Looking for individuals that wish to be in adult entertainment be it from camera operator to adult film star. If interested contact Jade Vertilo(kim akselbrad) At Sinful Desires production by calling 552-



"Youth Arrested for Poisoning a former LEO"

On the evening of Saturday July 27th a nineteen year old youth was arrested for his part in poisoning the eyed drops of a former Law Enforcement Officer at SRGH, after admitting to the Officer present his part in the incident that left the female temporarily blind.

The incident was sent to court.

No further information will be released by the Santa Ramona Police Department at this time.


"Killer arrested"

On the afternoon of Saturday July 27th SRPD Officers who had been able to obtain an emergency search warrant on a female suspect who was arrested for another crime, searched her house on Retro Drive. They found items during the search that linked her to being the female suspect who had kidnapped and mutilated a woman, and shot two people including a SRPD Officer, who died from his wounds at the scene, a couple of weeks previously.

The woman was arrested...

August 15, 2019

The Santa Ramona church on Vestral street appears to be back in the lime light this week. With unfolding recent events turning up filled in holes within the sacred ground of the graveyard.

Small pot holes that have been filled in where spotted dotted around the graves and boundary walls yesterday morning, leaving the locals wondering.

With last weeks discovery of the gold filled mahogany chest during the reconstruction of the church after it fell victim to what is believed to be an arson attack.

There is avid speculation that there is much more to discover with the rich history of Santa Ramona Valley

Locals are concerned that last weeks article covering the discovery story and the comment made by museum worker Claire Stafford could be right. That looters may have taken it into their own hands to look for their portion of the Santa Ramona gold.

Where as several rumors had also risen from the streets of SRV that a few locals believed this was the work of the cult once more, and that  rituals...

August 9, 2019

Legend has it that when the greedy Spanish conquistadors were raiding the town nestled in the  valley now known as Santa Ramona, Saint Ramona herself hid as much gold and valuable artifacts as she could from the marauding and exploitative thieves invading her home and country.

Legend also has it that she put a curse on the gold, in an attempt to damn those greedy and bloodthirsty conquerors for eternity.

The former church out on Vestral street had been at the heart of some controversy over it's members potentially being involved in what was believed to be a secretive cult with strange symbols appearing all over the city allegedly their handiwork. Satanic rituals and a strange night in the Reel restaurant as well as dead animals appearing all over the city were also possibly tied to the cult whose members have been rumored to have left town after their church burned down. 

The city hired Rousseau's Construction Company to restore the old Mission instead, giving the work to the company loca...

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