The Santa Ramona Chronicles

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Last week The Chronicle ran an issue about escaped prisoner Jade Aura Vertilo.

36 year old Jade Aura Vertilo is still at large in SRV. She escaped from jail in Sacramento where she was serving time for multiple murders carried out here in SRV. 500K reward for info leading to arrest as has been offered by Mayor Castle. 

She is dangerous and most likely armed, call 911 if you see her do not approach.

February 23, 2019

Citizens of Santa Ramona Valley can rest a bit easier tonight. With the rise in domestic violence and sexual assault cases, help is coming from an unexpected source. The Hell's Horsemen Motorcycle Club has stepped up as a part of the "Bikers Against Domestic Violence" campaign. This campaign's goal is to help survivors of domestic violence and sexual assault to feel safe and protected. Motorcycle Club members escort survivors to police stations and to court appearances in the hope that the bit of protection will help the survivor feel secure.

"As owner of Alley Cats, I employ a lot of women. It's my job to protect them from unwanted advances," Victor Rolakov, President of the Hell's Horsemen Motorcycle Club and veteran of the U.S. Army said. "And as a member of the community here, the [motorcycle] club thought it would be in everyone's best interest to help the women feel safer."

All participants in the Bikers Against Domestic Violence program are subject to background checks. If any mem...

A convicted murderer serving time in Sacramento, California has escaped, according to a news from SRPD. 
Lieutenant Azariah Brentt says that 36 year old Jade Aura Vertilo escaped from the facility  in Sacramento, where she was serving time for multiple murders carried out here in SRV and it is believed she is heading back to Santa Ramona.

Vertilo is female, has red hair and a Harley Quinn tattoo. 

SRPD were informed about Vertilo's escape late on 19th and immediately increased patrols in the Valley. "We're following every lead that we receive. We're in a position where we absolutely need the public's help," Lieutenant Brentt states. "Which is why we are offering $1,000 reward for any information leading to her arrest."

Lieutenant Brentt goes on to say "Ms Vertilo was briefly seen when she appeared on CCTV outside City Hall after slashing the tires of police cars on afternoon of 20th February. This is her last confirmed whereabouts. Although an incident on 02/19/19 over at the Southside...

"Attempted Suicide by Cop"

On Sunday 10th February 19, during the grand opening of SouthSide Outreach Clinic, a male who there to perform the opening ceremony arrived  very intoxicated. He was confronted by an SRPD Officer who was already on site. As the Officer tried to detain for his own safety as he was bumping into things he pulled a gun. The SRPD Officer then drew his own firearm and ordered the male drop his. The male then continued for sometime to try and goad the SRPD into shooting him. Back was called for and another Officer arrived on scene to assist. The Officers managed to get to males firearm off of him and after appeals from the doctors on site agreed to place him on psychiatric hold for 24 hours before he attended SR Police Dept. 

The male was charged with Public Intoxication, Disturbing the peace, Brandishing of a Firearm,  Aggravated Assault.

The Officer had his body camera running.


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February 17, 2019

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Enjoy fine imported cigars and whiskey in our tastings, a beautiful and inspiring environment with the class and style only those who have a great taste could appreciate.

El Continental is not a Club but able to supply imported cigars and Whiskey from all around the world. We have a bar inside to do tastings and also to enjoy inside as if you were in any Elite Gentlemen Club. As they say, you can't buy happiness but you can buy cigars & whiskey and that 's pretty close.

Come to El Continental located in SVR 43 Player Biz Shop (next to Alley Cats Club) or call UberMe and we will have delivered to your doorstep any special gift or any merchandise wish to buy.


February 16, 2019

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February 10, 2019

SRV Radio's Grand opening was February 9th at 6pm. If two people showed up it was too much. Although it may seem that some were listening from thier homes, not many showed up to the grand opening event. Becca Nerdy Plumb was unavailable for questioning but the owner of the station seemed unhappy when leaving for the night at the station. What does this mean for the Radio station? Will it survive? We will keep you posted!

February 10, 2019

Aries Feb 10, 2019 - Certain people close to you are very demanding today. They may ask you to deal with thankless tasks that use up your precious energy. Avoid spreading yourself too thin if you want to reach your goals. Usually you aren't afraid of anything. Nothing can get in your way. From now on, take the time to think about things before you act, Aries. That way, your dreams will come true more quickly.

Taurus Feb 10, 2019 - You and your friends may have been planning a party for some time. Now you realize it's entirely up to you to actually make things happen, Taurus. It seems that if you're going to get anywhere, you need to take charge and delegate responsibility. You like to be in this position. Your great creative mind could give you a load of ideas for a party that no one will forget.

Gemimi Feb 10, 2019 - Luck is finally on your side, Gemini. And you deserve it, because you really worked hard to get these results in your life. In astrology, as in life, you can't succeed just...

February 10, 2019

Who has the burgers and fries in Santa Ramona Valley?  That question has debated often and in some cases loudly.  The current class of burger serving places is:

    -Wolfe's Tavern
    -Juan's 1 Stop Drive In
    -The Diner
    -Beach Burgers

In the spirit of professional journalism this reporter bit the burger and went to each.  

The burger at Wolfe's arrived hot from the grill.  It was thick and juicy despite being cooked beyond the medium rare requested.  The fries however arrived so over salted they were almost inedible.  I was told that the chef was having a bad day and the fries were replaced with good ones as the first mention of displeasure.  Admittedly Wolfe's is a tavern first and foremost so salty food, which encourages patrons to drink more, makes sense.  Overall rating: B

Juan's 1 Stop Drive In is one of two retro places on our burger tour.  Located at Pacific and grand you can drive right up and eat in the...

February 9, 2019

 El Toro Mexican Bar & Grill reopens under the management of Hase and Mercedes Stransky.  The menu has been upgraded along with the decor.  

While you're there try to keep your seat on the mechanical bull.  This reporter suggest a margarita or three afterwards.

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