The Santa Ramona Chronicles

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On Wednesday, January 16, 2019, a Santa Ramona Police Department patrol vehicle was stolen from City Hall. The vehicle was later located and was crashed on Highway 66.

Two suspects were identified and are currently being investigated.

If you have any information about this case, please call the Santa Ramona Police Department's non-emergency hot line.

On Sunday, January 20, 2019, officers with the Santa Ramona Police Department responded to a suspected overdose at the Saturn Apartment Complex.

The victim was found and was pronounced dead on the scene. 

The name of the deceased is being withheld at this time. 

January 28, 2019

On the Evening of Saturday Jan 26th 19, Officers of SRPD and a civilian Social Worker who had been assisting in their investigation, had been investigating a Missing Person case. A K9 unit was used to follow the man's scent.

Officers were led to an old industrial building in Rookery Street. After the K9 indicated that the scent went inside and on finding the building locked they called in backup. On breaching the building the Officers found the Missing Person inside close to death and being sexually assaulted by a male.

The Officers ordered the male to immediately desist. The male failed to comply. All of them repeated the orders, the male still failed to desist. An Officer then discharged two rounds. One of which hit the male in his shoulder, the other in his chest. 

The male was then arrested on charges of Attempted Murder, Rape,False Imprisonment,Kidnapping and Failure to comply with a Lawful Order. The Officers on scene and the civilian Social Work administered Emergency Aid to both t...

January 19, 2019

Uberme Is an on demand transportation service which has brought a revolution in the taxi industry all across the world. The business model has made it possible for people to simply tap their smartphone and have a cab arrive at their location in the minimum possible time, leaving a lot of budding startups yearning for an App like Uber.  Customers will have minimum waiting time, prices lesser than the normal taxi fares, Cashless ride and can also track the Cab on Map.

Drivers get an additional source of Income, flexible working schedules, and easy payment procedure.

The relationship with customers is not just by social media but also face to face, providing a car to those not have one, those who not wish to drive themselves to a party or from a party. Those who like to travel with style and want to be treated as a VIP.

Same way customers are special, also drivers will not only earn money providing services to others with own vehicle but also love to be called partners instead of drivers.


January 18, 2019

Come check out the Boiler Room, Back, and better than ever.  Our Grand opening is this Friday, January 18 at 8 PM.  Featuring DJ Kitten Karma, Music, Drinks and check out the VIP room!  New Management, New decor, New place to be on a Friday night.   Or any night for that matter.

There has been a spate of shootings in Santa Ramona in the past few months, so in an effort to try and counter some crimes happening at present, Santa Ramon Police are collecting unwanted and unlicensed firearms, next month, to try to prevent them ending up in the hands of criminals.

Santa Ramona Police Dept Lieutenant Azariah Brentt said: "The fight against gun crime is stronger than ever and we are working with partners and our local communities to safeguard, educate and intervene at the earliest opportunity. Many firearms are often held in innocence and ignorance of their illegality, or were overlooked and forgotten in people's homes.One weapon off the streets is one less that can be used, often multiple times, to harm and threaten our communities. "

Santa Ramona Police Dept are appealing for people to "Give up the Gun" with a one day surrender of firearms, knives and ammunition. Have a hand in making your community safer.

The amnesty will take place from 8 am Monday 4th February until...

January 14, 2019

Approximately 75 gallons of Anal-eaze Cherry scented lube was spilled on Scarlet Lane  in front of Madame's Vault  after it fell out of a delivery truck leaving the shop in the mid-afternoon. Members of Hell's Horsemen were seen moving the barrels out of the street and putting kitty litter on the spilled lube in an attempt to soak it up. There were

scattered reports of about a half-dozen gunshots prior to the delivery truck speeding off.

1/2/2019                                                   Rape

     On Wednesday, January 3, 2019, a rape was reported to have taken place in the mayors office at city hall. Its alleged that the suspect was a friend of the victims.
     The suspect has been recently arrested on another matter and remains in police custody.
     No names are being released at this time.


1/5/2019                                                   Rape

     On Saturday, January 5, 2019, SRPD Officers were called out assist with securing the scene of an air plain crash at the old drive in movie thea...

January 12, 2019

Gunnar Ragnarsson of Madam's Vault was struck by a vehicle outside of Alley Cat's Strip Club.  The  car, a blue Ferrari caught on security cameras fled the scene.  Mister Ragnarsson is recovering from his injuries.

January 12, 2019

He's been spotted all over town but is it Jason Momoa or Game of Thrones and Aquaman fame?  Paparazzi reports out of Hollywood say the actor has been traveling the country posing as his own stunt double as a means of escaping attention. So who was it buying coffee this morning at Creamy Centers?

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