The Santa Ramona Chronicles

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December 22, 2018

 H&C logistic Incorporated (HCLI) is a multinational corporation involved with shipping, logistics, and the arms trade. The Company is moving a branch of their operations to Santa Ramona Valley! Are you an Operator? A criminal looking for a more legitimate but even more lucrative life style? We might just be the team for you!

Now Hiring - executives, corporate spies, prior military and LEO, technology majors, scientists and academics

Ability to adapt to surroundings is a must. May be expected to don military type gear, business casual, or formal wear all in a day's work.

((OOC- We are a neutral organization that heavily encourages white collar crime, corruption and political maneuvering. We want to be a catalyst behind conflict and business for the sim. Driving major and minor plot lines with an air of mystery and intrigue))

December 22, 2018

Have you got the blues? Black dog stuck to you? 
Or maybe the district judge waived your sentence provided you meet a counseling schedule?
Perhaps you can't get a significant other listen to you?

We offer:

*Counseling therapy
*Motivational hypnosis
*Relationship counsel

Call us now (salina.amat)

December 17, 2018

Thank you all who participated.  Almost $24,000 was raised.  Below is a list of the winners.

Win a date with Anna Berg: $200 to Jasper Cross 

VIP Membership at Black Thorn Club $600 to Jasper Cross 

Diving Lesson: $150 to Angelyna Bennett 

A Christmas Story: $200 to Azariah Brentt 

Take Control with Eve: $200 to Allie Brentt 

Ghost Hunt or Reading with Jasper: $400 to Lakeisha Andrews 

Dinner & Lingerie: $1000 to Frank Castle

Massage Therapy: $1000 to Frank Castle  & $500 to Victor Rolakov

Finger Bang Salon: $250 to Rhi Dahl & $60 to Eve Stone 

Dinner with the Gov: $5001 to Kasandra 

Dinner with the Mayor: $2000 to Lillian Llewellyn 

2019 Lexus RX: $5001 to Kasandra Morgan  

2019 Audi A4: $2000 to Lakeisha Andrews 

$40 Gift Card Creamy Centers: $60 to Rhi Dahl and $20 to Angelyna Bennett (bittersting)

Custom Outfit By Chi Villanova: $5001 to Kasandra Morgan  & $400 to Lakeisha Andrews 

Rock Hard Gym Membership: $200 to Allie Brentt

December 9, 2018

Virtuous Vice Clothing Company is looking for models, male and female, for an upcoming winter fashion show.  Must be available Saturday, December 22 from 6 to 9pm.  For details contact Chiara Villanova (bethann.causten)

December 8, 2018

Last night at Wolfe's "TGIMFF Wet Tee Shirt" event folks let down more than their hair.  patrons were greeted by a giant water spraying unicorn.  Notable local celebrities were there including Governor Stone (no surprise since his wife owns Wolfe's,) Chief Sarina Jade, Jasper Cross from the hit TV show Paranormal Investigations, Sophia Castle the renown violinist along with her father the infamous Mayor Castle.  

While there are rumors of Mrs Stone being up on the bar all reports have her staying full dressed.  The same cannot be said of Mayor Castle.  Apparently at the urging of several people the Mayor not only let himself get soaked for the wet tee shirt contest but "stripped down to his tightie whites.  Then for a few moments even dropped those" witnesses claim.  The female patrons, who preferred to remain nameless, were "suitably impressed especially given how cold the water was."  Many patrons were wearing clothing that became transparent or nearly so when wet...

The following Holiday Safety Tips were compiled, by the SRPD Crime Prevention Section, to contribute to the safety and security of people during the holiday season. 

The holiday season is always a special time of year. It is also a time when busy people become careless and vulnerable to theft and other holiday crime. We can never be too careful, too prepared or too aware. Please share this information with family, friends and neighbors. 

Avoid driving alone or at night.
Keep all car doors locked and windows closed while in or out of your car. Set your alarm or use an anti-theft device.
If you must shop at night, park in a well-lighted area.
Park as close as you can to your destination and take notice of where you parked.
Never leave your car unoccupied with the motor running or with children inside.
Do not leave packages or valuables on the seat of your car. This creates a temptation for thieves. If you must leave something in the car, lock it in the trunk or put it out of sight...

December 5, 2018

The Kink Tank is hiring

We are looking for the following staff to join us at the newest hot spot in SRV.

Bar Staff - must be good with the public, full training given.

Security staff - must be good at kicking ass, able to speak to the public a plus!

Are you the strong dominant type? If so then we may have your ideal job! 

We are also looking for the men and women to fulfill additional roles.  Details can be given on request!

If you are interested pop in to the Kink Tank or call (555)-424-433 and ask for Lotus (Lotus.Saiman) or leave a message!

December 3, 2018

"Get A Business Loan" is  sponsored by the Castle foundation to aid small business. The main purpose is to give the citizens a chance to start their own business with a low level risk. The event is held as a contest. Each citizen can participate. If you want to start a new business or are you running one right now it does not matter. What matters is our plan, as Bane would say. Winners will be required to hold one event in cooperation with mayor's office and his staff. YOU have to open a business or run it! No money will be paid if the business is not opened. Applications should include your name (legacy and display,) the business name and your plan to attract business to your location.  Applications are due to the Mayor's Office (frankcastle88) no later than Dec 10.

December 3, 2018

Job job job! Yes! Easy money. What you have to do? Simple. Just apply for one of staff positions in Mayor Frank Castle's office and you will get a ride of your life or even better. Castle Foundation is responsible for running the office of Mayor Castle. He is in a desperate need of assistance, secretaries, bodyguards, PR faces and more.  Contact the Mayors office (frankcastle88) ASAP

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