Unconfirmed reports claim human traffickers have come to Santa Ramona Valley. According to a source close to the event a young woman was auctioned off this weekend to the highest bidder. Folks in the audience could be heard referring to her as a slave and calling out lewd and horrifying acts they wanted to use her for. The final price apparently reached at least five digits, some even said higher.
Thursday, October 18th a car exploded outside the hospital. The yellow Plymouth Roadrunner belonging to Mr Barry Bracegirdle aka Barry the Nose burst into flames at approximately 2:30 in the afternoon. The SRVFD fought heavy smoke and fire to contain the blaze. No injures were reported and the cause of the fire is as yet unknown.
The Santa Ramona Police Dept and looking for a few volunteers to help them with some training exercises they have coming up. No experience needed and all instructions will be given on the day. Any interested should contact Lt Azariah Brentt (uaay)for information. Moderate payments might be possible....those interested call Lt Brentt SRPD
This Halloween Season every Trick deserves a Treat.
Whether it's skeletons looking for a hot place to stick their bones,
Or superheros looking for some red Kryptonite to unleash their naughty side,
For a Devilishly good time call (555)555-6969 and ask for Scarlett.
((IM Scarlett Blaze or Catori Bennet))
Happy Pixels Photography is open and available for all your photography needs. We do wedding photos, baby pics, fashion shoots and even passport photos. Call Sara (Bethann.Causten) at 555-224-4212 or stop by. We are located at the corner of Imperial and El Cam...
Santa Ramona Valley is a hotbed of entertainment possibilities. Here are some excerpts from this last week.
Pizza and a Pool
Did you know you can get free pizza any Tuesday night? That's right. Every Tuesday night Tito's Pizza sponsors a pizza night. The location changes, but the pizza and the good times are a regular thing. This week Tito's Tuesday was at the recently opened SRV Community Pool. While the event was sparsely attended everyone had a great time. The veggie pizza was loaded and delicious. The other styles were going just as fast. According to Jordan, the owner of the local Tito's Pizza, the event will be at the pool again this week.
Friday night patrons at Wolfe's Tavern were showing off their creativity with the "Anything But Clothes" [ABC] theme. There were newspaper dresses, what we hope was de-thorned rose vines, ribbons, cardboard and lots of pumpkins. DJ Cas had the party hopping, while the bar had a s...
Chief Jade was placed on administrative duty during this Internal Affairs investigation.
However, after reviewing the bodycam footage and statements from the Chief and Lieutenant that support said footage,it is the determination of this office to release Chief Sarina Jade from all restrictions and fully reinstate her as Chief and full duty.
If Chief Jade is in need of any time off or counseling, this office extends the full resources of the SRVPD and City Hall to her disposal.
The DA's office thanks Chief Jade for her faithful and honored service to the citizens of Santa Ramona Valley, California.
Saturday, September 29th, Santa Ramona Valley Police Department received a call that they found to originate from Alley Cats, the burlesque club in Chinatown.
The call was initially classed as a check in, as the caller did not speak. Another call came in as police were arriving and the call stated that there was a man with a gun, raping someone.
The doors were locked to the club and there was no answer to the police’s request to gain entry. The police heard a gunshot and used force to enter the club and began a multi area sweep of the building, during which time they heard another gunshot.
Upon entering a part of the club, they witnessed several people wounded and bleeding, and a male with a gun. Chief Sarina Jade and other officers ordered the gun to be dropped. Instead the suspect moved the gun to point at the head of an undisclosed victim of the hostage/active shooter situation.
Chief Jade discharged her weapon twice into the suspect and he was pronounced dead at the scen...
This is a universal idea, shared by many, including many Santa Ramona citizen. Including Sara Howley. This idea was shattered when she spotted a masked intruder in her home recently.
“I saw his reflection in the glass.” Howley described, “demon mask but with only one horn. And it wasn't red, it was like grays and browns, full and wrinkly, almost like a foo dog.”
Howley had recently returned home to her apartment after a walk with her puppy, Bringle, when the attack took place. She described the horrific event as both random and bizarre, on top of terrifying.
“He had a knife and it was against my throat almost immediately. He kept calling me Rapunzel and had a script page he wanted me to read. He was really into it.” The script was described as a scene from a Vampire TV series, created for a teenage audience; the male character promising his female counterpart ‘forever’ before allowing himself to be killed. As Howley put it, “It wasn't a Disney script.”