The Santa Ramona Chronicles

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September 29, 2018

A residential address on Pacific Avenue was the scene of a late night shooting this past Wednesday. Police were called to the scene, along with EMS arriving after a female caller dialed 911.

Officers at the time, reportedly, were chasing a wanted criminal, who managed to find his way into the home of District Attorney, Evelyna Stone and her husband, Governor Jay Stone.

A source states that the scene was "...bloody. The male suspect lay collapsed on the floor and looked pretty beat up. He was suffering from a concussion and broken rib, among other broken bones."

The source went on to state Governor Stone was shot in the right arm and Officers had apparently arrived after the suspect had been subdued by what appeared to be a physical struggle.

The suspect, confirmed as Theo Courvoisier, escaped Santa Ramona Police custody during a courthouse procedure in early July. He has been at large for nearly 3 months, facing accusations of kidnapping and torturing multiple Santa Ramona citizens...

September 23, 2018

A new strain of drug product has been making the rounds in the city of Santa Ramona.

The pink narcotic substance is crushed into a powder and has been discovered on several people who were suffering from physical injuries and needed EMS or were the victims of a violent assault.

A source, who was on location during a 33-year-old male's cardiac arrest, described how the drug was found on the patient whom was suffering from an apparent opiate overdose in which the secondary outcome saw him sent into cardiac arrest. 

On his person there appeared to be various pills in his pocket, along with the pink powdered substance in a baggy. 

This Friday, another baggy of the same corresponding substance was found at the scene of a violent assault on a woman in her home.

Chief Sarina Jade of the Santa Ramona Police Department said their lab is still analyzing the pink substance and thus far, is not related to anything the lab has seen before.

With the on-going investigation, Chief Jade believ...

September 21, 2018

This week a young woman, missing for a month, was found alive by Santa Ramona Police and a Fire Department member in a run down trailer off the Dusty Trails road, located in an area of the city which leads out to hills, a forest of Redwoods and various trails.

The young woman has been identified as Ms. Domini Daylight, AKA Snow, a nineteen year old student at Santa Ramona college, according to an anonymous source. 

See reference article here.

The anonymous source revealed that Ms. Daylight was found chained to a bed in one of the rooms of the trailer, looking malnourished and with various cuts on her body, with one major cut along her thigh. 

Ms. Daylight was also reported to be suffering from a broken rib and several abrasions, yet it appeared that Ms. Daylight had not been sexually assaulted. 

According to the anonymous source; in the very same room where the woman had apparently been held captive there appeared to be a board with many various photographs of different women, candles and d...

September 20, 2018

There are a few forms of arguing: passive, persuasive, loudly vocal and physical. Frank Castle favors the last.  

On the evening of Monday September 18, 2018, Mr. Castle was in Santa Ramona Valley Court to try and defend himself. The courtroom was sparsely attended with the Judge, District Attorney, Mr. Castle, Bailiff Rusty, Court Reporter Jeanette and this reporter; present at the start of the event. 

“Frank Castle is charged with aggravated battery, your honor” District Attorney Stone began at the request of Judge Gil T Justice.  The case stems from the August 17, 2018 beating of local, Zen Charisma, at Creamy Center Cafe.  

Mr. Castle announced to the court he was not guilty.  However, that would not be Mr. Castle’s final announcement of the evening. 

DA Stone presented the state’s evidence politely and succinctly “Mr. Castle walked into the cafe, kicked the victim without provocation and then beat him with brass knuckles.  This wa...

September 16, 2018

Did you know Santa Ramona Valley has its own modeling agency?  Paramount Modeling Company is located at 31 Pacific Ave.  The agency, run by Catori Bennett, currently has a dozen models; male and female.  

The agency provides not only models  but "professional guests at events" says Ms Bennett. "We go to parties and hang out mingle with guests and make people feel comfortable and welcomed." 

Paramount Modeling is currently seeking clients, individuals and businesses looking to utilize the best Santa Ramona Valley has to offer in advertising their business.

The agency can handle print, radio and video advertising.  They are hoping to expand into live shows for the right clients. 

With models named Scarlet, Sari and Nathalia... Paramount Modeling Company has someone to fit everyone's needs.

September 11, 2018

With the start of a new school year comes a good time to remind citizens the importance of personal safety.  The Santa Ramona Police department recommends the following:

  • Be aware of your surroundings.  You wouldn’t text and drive so don’t text and walk.  Having your head down over a phone signals would be attackers you aren’t paying attention.

  • Travel in groups.  Most predators will go for the lone creature away from the herd, criminals are much the same.  There is safety in numbers.

  • Walk in the light.  A dark alley short cut may save you time but at the cost of your life potentially.  It’s better to be late than dead.

  • When in doubt, scream it out.  If you feel threatened don’t stay silent about it.  It’s better to be embarrassed about making a fuss over nothing than being a quiet corpse.

  • Don't accept drinks from someone when you go out. If you have to leave your table, don't drink from the glass you left behind. Order a new drink...

September 11, 2018

Evelyn Stone, the District Attorney for Santa Ramona Valley had cleared tonight's court docket for one, and only one hearing. 

"The prosecution has nothing. The docket was cleared for Aria de Saragosa to continue her case yet again and against the state's recommendation, it was sanctioned by judge Justice. And now the mayor has decided to escape to Mexico and leave her responsibility to this city and her charges."  DA Stone said.

The courts decided to flag Mayor de Saragosa's records and will pursue a bench warrant if she is spotted in the area. 

"I feel like we will flag her file and if she shows back up in town, seek action at that time. She has certainly wasted enough of the taxpayers money." DA Stone continued, "I can give you a run down of the multiple charges against our Mayor if you'd like?

"Intimidation, threats, assault, robbery... I think the DUI was settled, so we can glaze over that" finished DA Stone. 

A scan of the official records found at least one open felony robbery, one a...

September 10, 2018

The Santa Ramona Police Department is seeking a Japanese interpreter.  The position is for an immediate, temporary need and pays $250 per hour.  Applicants should contact Sarina Jade or Viktoriya Lasin at the SRPD general line.  A background check will be required.

Santa Ramona Police Department are asking for your help with a missing person case they are investigating.

On Wednesday, 1st of August this year, the SRPD were given an audio recording that was left on the phone of the boyfriend of Ms. Domi Daylight, aka Snow.

Lieutenant Azariah Brentt of SRPD said “The recording appeared to be of Ms. Daylight, who had been going to a photo shoot for a modeling job she had been offered. There was screaming and crying in the background and Ms. Daylight appeared to sound distressed.”

Ms. Daylight is described as 19 years of age, white, with black hair, of average height. It is believed she was a student of Santa Ramona University.

Police are deeply troubled by the recording and concerned for Ms. Daylight's safety.

The Chronicles was informed that on 8th of August, the decision was made to treat the matter as a possible kidnapping. Since then, interviews and investigations have been conducted but at present have yielded very little information a...

September 8, 2018

You paint words of threat and lie,

On bended ear, you claim they cry.

But only cowards hide their face,

Alone, in darkness embrace.

You take a life, a misery to agonize,

A silent ache, her demise.

You want a voice, a deed in lights,

A way to air your sick delights.

But you will learn, your knock means naught,

This “bore” will not be forced, will not be bought.

So keep your Princess, close at hand,

For she’s the only one you can command.

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