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Lylah Brooks
- Feb 9
New Buds in Bloom at Smoke Signals
That's right. New strains of flower have hit the shelves of Smoke Signals. All homegrown! I stopped by the shop to speak with the manager who is none other than Celebrity Fitness Guru and Cannabis Connoisseur, Fawnie Dimple. I was hoping to get more details and perhaps a demo smoke session. Both were granted. I was given the option of trying two of the hybrid strains; "Sundae Driver" or "Purple Punchcisle". Ms. Dimple recommended "Sundae Driver". There's a total of eleven. I
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Admin
- Feb 8
February Mayoral Proposals
Decriminalization of all Drugs Decriminalization of drugs is NOT making drugs legal; this is not a step to allow drug use to become easier. Possession or being under the influence of any current illegal substance is still illegal, however the systematic incarceration for this offense will not continue. Incarceration, steep fines and jail time are not effective in the war on drugs that we all desperately wish to win. Drug addiction is a disease. Succumbing further to a dis
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Admin
- Feb 7
The Salty Sailor Sails Again!
Hello Santa Ramona Valley..... I would like to take this opportunity to greet everyone and introduce the new management of The Salty Sailor Tattoo and Piercing parlor. My name is Ethan Donner, I have been a tattoo artist for many years, professionally trained and credited, I am very happy to be living here in Santa Ramona Valley and taking over the management of The Salty Sailor. I have some very exciting promotions coming up that I hope people will be happy to take advantag
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Admin
- Feb 6
The Anchor Now Under New Management!
The Anchor is not just a bar, in many other cities that have their own Anchor drinking establishment, each Anchor is unique. Desire, called by many the "Angel of Death" was impressed, "how a place like that needed someone," she thought to herself. Naturally, she invested all she had on it and decided call it her home, after all, home is where the Anchor drops. With that she established in Santa Ramona and establishes not only a broad unique style for that bar, but also one da
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