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Product Release!

Products from Fitness Guru Fawnie Dimple's supplement line have officially hit the shelves! The stock is limited so stop by Tip Top Grocery and convenience store to get your hands on some.

Crime Log 3/15/20

02/16/2020 ”Vehicle Hit and Run" On the evening of Sunday February 16th a Deputy was dispatched to a call of a Hit and Run. The Deputy arrived to find a Black 1967 Camaro had crashed into the foundations of a house. The deputy ran the license plate and VIN number and found who the car belonged to. The owner was later found and charged with Vehicle Hit and Run and was issued a citation. No further information will be released by the Santa Ramona Sheriff's Department at this time. ___________________________________________________ 02/24/2020 “Homicide” On the evening of Monday 24th February SRSD Deputies were dispatched to a call of a body found over behind the Boiler Room near the Electric D

Meet and Greet: Surf Shop

This is the first of our series of community Meet and Greet Articles. Each one will be released the day before the business hosts a Meet and Greet Event, meaning the Surf Shop Meet and Greet is Saturday, March 21. Today we spoke with Nanayea who runs the Surf Shop on Santa Ramona's southside. She normally goes by Naya. She was quick to point out that the shop is the only Surf Shop in town and boasts a surfboard that had an actual shark bite taken from it. IIt was given to the shop by the survivor. When asked how she got into the business Naya responded "I am a Surfer , and have a Passion for Scuba diving , and snorkeling , and sailing." The Surf Shop is a new addition to Santa Ramona, f

SRV TV Studio: Coming Soon

Santa Ramona is gearing up for the arrival of it's own TV Studio network in the upcoming weeks. The new endeavor, the TV Studio is a private enterprise which saw individual investors from varying business backgrounds buying shares. Mayor Dimitri Rousseau who has pledged to bring in investment and opportunity into the city of Santa Ramona had pushed the TV Studio Network as part of his platform and secured the private investments required to bring the TV Studio Network into existence as well as bringing on board one of Santa Ramona's most renowned talent. Musician and actress Juliana Stone, an internationally renowned artist who resides in Santa Ramona, the city where her immediate family liv

Press Release: Upcoming Proposals

Mayor Dimitri Rousseau revealed his steps for taking the proposals he pitched during his campaign into actualizing them as real programs. Walk In Welcomes: [OOC: If you're interested, contact an admin to put your business on the Events calendar with a day and time suitable for you/your business and contact Chiara Villanova [bethann causten] for Chronicles interivew.] "This will be a once a month event. The idea is that one local business a month hosts a Welcome meet and greet to host new and old citizen's and visitors alike at their establishment. This way business owners see activity, traffic and promote their services and products while civilians get to explore their city and socialize wi

Market News Update 03/09/20

Last week looked a bit grim as for the US trading as well for the British. DJIA finished on Friday at 25,864, SP500 2,972 and NASDAQ at 8,575. The numbers been going down from the last FED announcement which didn't help at all, only putting more bearish behavior on the markets. Through the weekend as trading stopped, DOW futures lost more than 1000 points finishing Friday trade at 25,789 just to wake up on Monday morning with a headache of 24,188. Monday trades are not looking so good either. As the oil trade war between Saudis and Russia emerged, the oil sells noted biggest drop since 2014, dropping 10% between OPEC and its allies. Crude oil CLJ20, -18.484% BRNK20, -19.837% followed that pu

Mayor Rousseau's Inauguration Speech

"Let me start by saying, it's extremely relieving to know that former Governor Jay Stone out of harms way. This city has missed him an' his thoughtful an personable leadership. The current Governor is doin' a good job of keepin up to Mr Stone's high standard. Former Mayor Chiara Villanova deserves some applause an' our thanks too, fa her good work an' leadership an I personally thank her fa her involvement in tha city an' community an' fa her support. I would like ta thank my wife, Alexia an' my family, supporting me every step of tha way. Ta all the former city councilmen and women, I enjoyed working wid y'all and I'm grateful fa that opportunity. Ta all tha first responders that work ta

Celebrity Watch 3/6

The new Mayor, Trey Rousseau was seen dining with local celebrity Juliana Stone at the Reel Club. Word is they had a long private lunch together and were seen smiling and laughing a lot. Is the Mayor starting off on the right foot? Juliana Stone, known as Liana in the recording industry, is the daughter of Governor Jay Stone. Perhaps Mayor Rousseau was looking for some political advice from a family who'd been long in politics? Or was it just two friends out for lunch? Inquiring minds want to know!

Beach Bomb

After reports from a concerned citizen, Mayor Rousseau on behalf of the SRFD went to examine claims of an old torpedo head buried in the sand as well as a rotting shark carcass at the beach on South side, El Camino Street. Upon verifying the woman's concerns, the Mayor told the SRFD to barricade the area and then requested help from the SRSD in putting further security measures in place. The SRSD promptly cordoned the area off and have placed law enforcement personnel on site to guard the area from disturbance until it is determined by bomb specialists whether or not the torpedo is defunct or not. "Things are secure an' the area been cordoned off an' security detail is in place there th

Market Report 3/3/2020

Vincenzo Francis Castle is CEO of Castle Bank. So the last week brought a downfall for the global stock exchange, as the Coronavirus managed to start a panic at the markets.Feb 21st started with a slow decline of DIJ, NASDAQ S&P500 and FTSE 100. Through the whole trading week, all the biggest indexes noted losses, finishing Friday. The Dow Jones Industrial Average DJIA -1.39% shed 357.28 points, to settle at 25,409.39 or 1.4% while S&P500 dropped 25.54 points SPX-0.82% to end at 2,954.22. Only a slight winner at Friday evening was Nasdaq Composite Index, gained less than a point to finish at 8,567.37 All three indexes fell into correction, defined as a drop below 10% but no more than 20% fr

Fawnie Dimple- celebrity fitness personality and Trainer to launch a supplement line in Spring 2020!

Santa Ramona's very own fitness personality and trainer at the Rock Hard Gym has collaborated with Wicked Nutrition Labs to launch her own supplement line! I'm personally excited and have high hopes. Not only does Mrs. Dimple have killer body, she has an impressive educational background that includes endocrinology and exercise science. Her performance record and client success rate speaks volumes as well! The supplement line will be released this Spring. No word on yet whether or not the products will be sold locally but I'm hoping so!

Televised Debates

[16:51] Gil T. Justice (havenguvnor) stood up at the front of the room, he hadn't done these debates before nor was he used to the bailiff not being present and saying gruffly, all rise, before he'd be given that respect before settling his gouty joints back into the seat. Waited and moved a fifty cent piece between his fingers. [16:52] Manny Moore (manny.ashland) pulled gently the tall doors of City Hall. Nodding to the NPC security and subjecting himself to a search. Mocing into the court room. Seeing noone there to his surprise. "Hello Sir. I am Manny Moore..Candidate." offering his hand to the shorter man. Along with a smile. [16:54] Alexia Rousseau (lydhia.shinn) walked in with Trey

Officer Down

Joseph Archie Calle Joseph was born in Olympa, Washington on 22nd May 1991 to his parents Sergent Archie and Sally Calle. His father was an officer of the law and set a good example for his son. His mother was a home maker and mother. Joe was raised and went to college and worked hard got good grades proving he could do better. In his sophomore year his parents died during a mugging. They man who did it was caught months later. This made Joe angry and wanted to help. Changing from his music career to the police force. Joe moved to Santa Ramona Valley in 2017 with at his time girlfriend and shortly after joined the then Police Department. When Joe and his girl split up Joe threw himself into

Press Release: Officer Involved Shooting

On the evening of Feb 28th. SRSD Deputies were dispatched to a Robbery in Progress at the Coastal Shipping Charity Auction. Deputies arrived to find one female suffering from gun shot wounds and an active shooter on scene. And others with guns out. They spent sometime, trying to gain control of and secure the scene and make it safe, with most people not complying with their orders. One of the deputies then spotted the suspect, a female in a clown mask as she attempted to flee out of a side entrance. The Deputy went in pursuit, leaving the other inside to get control of the incident in there. Whilst pursuing he ordered the suspect to drop her gun. She failed to comply. The SRSD Deputy contin

Those Who Would Trade Freedom for Safety Deserve Neither

I've always believed in the system. That comes from the way I was raised. I was always taught that America is the best country on Earth because it was the first country to recognize the importance of individual rights and freedoms. I was drawn to the law because I've always had the greatest respect for our system. I never thought it was perfect, no system could be, but I doubted anyone could do better. Because of this, I was perhaps blinded to any criticisms of our system. When my reality check came, it was both harsh and brutal. It was just another morning when I was headed across the plaza to the courthouse in order to do my job as District Attorney. On the way there I spotted my cousin, R

Big Changes In Santa Ramona Valley and California Politics

Santa Ramona Valley has always been a hotbed of political intrigue. Often garnering attention for the antics of the Mayor instead of the good work for the city. From controversial Mayors like Frank Castle and Carly Brucato, to the effective leaders like Chiara Villanova, Santa Ramona has had its share of ups and downs. Governor Julian Stone has also been a steadfast beacon of solidarity and sound mind as he presided over a full city council through every mayoral run. However, that is all due to change. As the city embarks upon a Mayoral race yet again, more changes have been placed on the city. City Council has been dissolved, for one. After seeing much debate and few proposals meeting their