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Police Involved Shooting

Press Release on OIS On the Evening of Thursday June 27th 19, an Officer of SRPD was called to an active shooter incident in Bel Air Blvd. The Officer arrived on scene, to find a youth aged approximately 18 years of age had seemingly entered a persons house without permission and had shot at a woman who was trying to get him to leave. The Officer ordered everyone on scene to put there guns down. Neither the youth nor another man on scene complied. The youth then trained his gun on the Officer as she approached from outside, but after the Officer was warned he then fired more shots at the woman. The Officer repeatedly asked for everyone to put there guns down, the Youth continued to not comp

Open Letter from Mayor Roman Ramirez

My Fellow Citizens of Santa Ramona, In Ancient Rome, the Legatus, an equivalent of a High Ranking General would ride into Rome after Great Victory. Moments like these are where the word 'Triumph' came from. Today, marks a Triumph for Santa Ramona. The sun has set, and risen on a new day. A day where all voices of Santa Ramona can come to be heard. Today like many days has been a moment of great reflection for me. And I honestly never thought in my life that I would be sitting here, writing this address to you. But, I can promise you that I will be open. My office is always open to you. I only ask that if you have a concern, you will bring it to me so that we can resolve it. I thank you all f


In the first in of a series of interviews that follows local talent, up and coming Indie-punk, blues infused rock band The Ashes, The Chronicles had a chance to sit down and talk to the band members about their music, their influences, favorite songs---and even their least favorite gig...! [The band: Asher Santa, lead guitar, Serina Del Nero on bass and Joanne Steel on drums] Chronicles: How did you all meet? Asher: "I own the record store in town Asher's Music Serina came in a few times and i ended up hiring her as a clerk and Joanne came in a few times as a customer and we all just sort of clicked.." Serina: "..i was poor and in the need for a job as any Italian backpacker worth the de

March towards the vote: a report from Ramirez Rally

With the elections approaching the candidates are trying to do their best to reach the potential voters to join their side. The first man to show up with a public rally has been candidate Ramirez, who choose a central public park in front of city all to hold his rally in the familiar atmosphere with desserts and catering offered by Allie Brentt, mother of four and manager at creamy center. A number of picnic table laid around Ramirez did his best to welcome and greet the people gathering for the event with his wife Sarina Jade Ramirez close by to support quietly trying to not steal the scene from her husband. Ramirez held a speech to inaugurate officially the campaign, here his words: "Ladie

Keeping it Reel

"Can I swear? It was fucking strange, like I have no idea of the woman in the glass box or why we were supposed to pander to her, I mean I did for a laugh, there were tranquilized black leopards in there I had to see if they were real." A source whose identity we cannot reveal for legal reasons and fear of repercussions, spoke to the Chronicles about their night at the Reel restaurant which has been the hot topic for conversation ever since the Reel's party event-allegedly occult themed- wound up with two stabbings and three people in total injured. ".. pretty much the event was upstairs and some of the room was sectioned off so there was kind of just one room with this glass box in the mid

Local Band seeks Second Guitarist

The Local Band "Ashes" seels a second guitarist to join them for future gigs and recording sessions. Anyone interested should contact asher rollins (skiz abramovic)

FD Chief Release Statement Against Allegations

"It has come to my knowledge that there allegations against me which have been brought up at a time when I'm runnin' for Mayor of Santa Ramona, the incident which these allegations is tied to took place a whole year earlier in the past. It appears to me that there is a candidate for Mayor who is trying their best to boost themselves through dirty tactics and try to win a campaign without any platform to speak of. They also involving agitators to stir up trouble at other candidates rallies. It looks like they need to rely on damaging their opponents in a poor attempt a getting ahead. Mr Ramirez was subjected to agitation first and then myself, at his own rally by a man who refused to introdu


Motor Sport Racing has arrived in Santa Ramona! Hit the Race Tracks this July 20TH! Turn up as participant or spectator! Motor Sport Racing has arrived in Santa Ramona! Hit the Race Tracks this July 20TH! Turn up as participant or spectator! *Enjoy Food and Drink while catching the Racing Championship OR if you're a local business, apply for a permit to sell your beverages and food by signing up at City Hall. Want to sell merchandise? SIGN UP! VIP area will be selling champagne and snacks, tickets range from Gold: [VIP] $150 Silver: $100 Bronze: $60 Will YOU WIN first place and claim the $50,000 dollar prize?!! DETAILS: STOCK CAR RACE: 200MPH on a 3 mile track, power output expected 800-90

A talk with the candidates: Roman Ramirez

Annie Rose: Most people know you for your job as a policeman in Santa Ramona. What they don't know about Roman Ramirez as a man? Roman Ramirez: Well, for starters I actually enjoy playing the Piano, my Aunt and Uncle ran Sharkheads Surf Shop for a long time and I know my way around a surfboard. AR:I wonder about your life before to become an officer and to run for elections, do you mind to tell about your background? Roman: I grew up in Santa Ramona, and I played Baseball at Santa Ramona High. I left to play Baseball in College and later played in the Texas Rangers Baseball Club. I'm in the Hall of Fame and my Rookie Card is actually on Display at SRVHS. After that I joined the Military and

A talk with the candidates: Dimitri Rousseau

Annie Rose: Most people know you as the head of Fire Department in Santa Ramona. What they don't know about Dimitri Rousseau as a man? Dimitri Rousseau:I love challenges, life a lot more exciting when you're being kept on your toes. I'm also somebody who ain like to be put in a box. I believe I'm versatile and wear lot of different hats. I like getting into different things and ideas, creating opportunities for myself and others. Another thing might be that I will never forfeit on a dare. If I lost a bet? I will be carryin out my side of the bargain, fair is fair eh. AR: We were talking about the contingency plan and you've been for a long time a member of city council. What have you achie

Press Release: Rhydin Street Explosion

Officers and Crime Scene Investigators from SRPD worked with the FD to assist in the recovery evidence and keep people out of the area from the explosion at the Mayors outreach office in Rhydin Street, Southside. "The place resembles a battlefield, there is great deal of debris everywhere, its going to take some time for the FD to pick through it all, and a large area of it has collapsed and is underwater, and the air is still somewhat toxic poising even more problems for the FD" I was told "I have been over there myself an seen it. I have been in contact with Mayor Brucato who has confirmed that three members of staff to her knowledge were in the building at the time of the explosion, none

Fatal Fire

At approximately 5PM yesterday a fire broke out outside 31 Rhydin Docks, the Southside premises of Mayor Carly Brucato's City Offices. Locals were quick to contact emergency services, with the Fire Department arriving promptly on the scene, while a police presence was slow to materialize. "It seems there was Napalm or some such substance used," Fire Chief Dimitri Rousseau states. "We were able ta detect it on a readin' of our vapor meter an' hydro carbon elements that are identifiable in Napalm were picked up. This coupled 'long with the blaze an' it's magnitude--- we can safely assume it was that an' some PCBs." As worrisome as this was, several people were seen to be weaving in and out of

The Reel Club - Open Letter from the Owner

As a resident of Santa Ramona, it is both heartbreaking and relieving to know what sort of work our residential police officers do for us. As a firm believer in justice, I have always taken the right path and complied with offers of the law in any way that I could. When the local police department were refused psychiatric care, I went out of my way to offer free psychiatric visits whenever they would deem it necessary. I’ve contributed to charity balls on their behalf, paid for and dated our very own Azariah Brentt, and hosted a most beautiful wedding this past Spring for the Sergeant and Chief Ramirez. I have come to own and love The Reel Club as my own, caring for it and tending to it day

The Reel Police Response

"What I am able to tell your readers at the moment is, on Tuesday May 28th 19, around about 4pm we received two calls regarding the party at the Reel Club, close together, the first one the caller had said people had been stabbed and Dispatch informed us they heard screaming in the background, shortly after this we received another call stating there were off duty police officers with guns out at the location. We dispatched uniformed Officers to the scene immediately and the situation was eventually brought under control. Two person was sent to SRGH one with stab wounds and an off duty Officer who sustained a life threatening neck wound, another officer was injured. Three people were taken i