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Dinner and an Unusual Show

Inside the fine dining establishment known as the Reel Club located out on Old High street, a by-invite only, masked party took place on a Tuesday, on the 28th of May of this week. The restaurant is owned by Nadine Prescott. With a crime scene tape and a police officer posted up outside of the dining establishment, there are questions as to what may have occurred to incur a police investigation at The Reel. An inside source spoke exclusively to the Chronicles, revealing details of a strange event which had caged panthers, bags of kinky sex items given to party attenders and tales of a woman being forced to strip while the hostess announced that people pay homage to the Queen of the Night. "I


Former Santa Ramona Valley Mayor, Francis Stephan Castiglione, 51, was pronounced dead on Wednesday, March 29th, 2019. The cause of death has not been verified, but his assistant, Domini Daylight, confirmed on Twitter that she found him hanged this morning. Castiglione's foundation, Castle Foundation, were called to the scene to retrieve the body for cremation. Castiglione leaves behind his wife, Gianna Castle, daughter, Sophia Castle-Noca, son, Simon Castle, son, Vincent Castle, son, Theo Castle, and sister, Lilith Novak. Also survived by his granddaughters, Natasha Noca and Dante Bennett. No information has been disclosed about funeral arrangements at this time. 􀀀

Police Logs

05/07/2019 “Homicide” At around noon on Tuesday 05/07/2019 SRPD Officers were called to a scene on Retro St, after the caller had reported hearing gunshots in that area. The Officer went into the Bank where frightened staff confirmed they had heard gunshots close by as well. After search the area for the source of the gunshots the SRPD Officer discovered a body in the alley between the Bank and the Movie Theatre next door. The body was that of a newly deceased male in his 30's later idenifed as Jasper Harper who had sustained gunshots to the head. SRPD Officers found shell casting close by. The death was ruled as Homicide by the Medical Examiner a few days later. SRPD are appealing for infor


Citizens can now go and take away their own paper copy of the guidelines which give information from relocation 'safe' zones to steps to undertake during and after a natural disaster. The SRFD Chief spoke to the Chronicles and had this to say, "I am happy to announce that my work on the contingency plan and logistical data, map and relocation safe zone list is now finished. These will enable municipal departments on procedure durin' and after a natural disaster while also givin' all departments knowledge of how many vehicles, how much equipment and supplies we have in each department. We have also established safe zones for people to relocate to but as departments we will set up triage, tem

Calling ALL Artists

Calling ALL ArtistsDuring our Arts and Music Festival this weekend, we'll be having an art competition for our citizens of Santa Ramona Valley! Paintings, photography, drawings, mixed media, sculpture, etc and other visual arts will be on display all weekend and judged Friday and Saturday until 1 PM. Join us at 1 PM Sat. for drinks, food and our announcement of the winners of the Santa Ramona Valley Art Competition! Submissions should be ready by Friday at 2 PM SL to be put on display!

Motoro Sports Race Track Proposed

FD Chief and City Councilman Dimitri Rousseau saw his proposal for a Race Track for Motor Sports passed with majority approval. A stipulation was made that land should be available for it's establishment but the Chief is hopeful on this issue. "I have the city's economic development and interests in mind and with this proposal, we will see local businesses benefiting greatly: From mechanics and garages who could outfit and customize and build race cars or motorbikes as well as working in the pit stop, to local restaurants and bars such as El Toro Loco providing food and beverages at the race event and after party. not to mention City Hall will be granting permits and drawing in profit from

The Mayor Vs. SRPD Part 543

The on going saga of the Mayor and her people versus the Police Department continues even after a meeting specifically adjourned to resolve issues among addressing proposals, did not manage to successfully conclude an agreement between both parties. Mayor Brucato was visibly disappointed as were the Governor and City council members---including Police Chief Jade- Ramirez as disagreements over Agenda items Two, Four and Five were required to be re-visited at a later date. The PD had sought to provide a framework for the Community Review Board and their own Internal Affairs but mistakes plagued the document and the Mayor and City Council were unable to consider signing under suchcircumstances

Interview with an Officer

It was a nice day of may when i awaited Officer K. for a genuine interview in the hope to share some light on the recent issues between the PD and the Mayor Office. Officer K. was off duty and in his own right to express sincerely his own ideas the moment we met. At first he seemed a common man in his youth, casual clothing and shades. You couldn't have told he was a cop except for the slight composed and disciplined language of his body and the confidence in his words. We went to the seaside hoping a comfortable place regretting to not have some beach clothes to enjoy the nice day and empty shore looking like normal tourists before to finally sit on a jetty nearby to finally record the in

Slay or Nay: Santa Ramona Carnival Edition!

During my visit, it seemed like some were expecting and dreading my arrival. Hah, can't say that I blame them too much. It comes with the territory! I noticed a couple of people as I stopped in the vendor booth area to grab a candy apple and a funnel cake. After I finished my treats that were totally worth the calories and guilt by the way, I pulled out my cellphone and almost instantly, many of the people I had my eyes on fled. Others dodged me as I made my rounds. Just as I thought the project was bust and I'd have no material to pull this off, I started encountering people who weren't as camera shy! There were so many but I had to narrow it down to those who stood out and caught my eye

Santa Ramona City Council Meeting Agenda 5-9-19

Council Meeting Agenda Date: 1. SRPD City Contract Agreement. 2. City Hall Use Fees. The Courtroom of Judge Gil T Justice is a added un-funded mandate upon the City. The City should recover the costs of this Courtroom and the Security provided to it. In that, the Mayor's Office proposes appropriate fees/rentals are charged to the State/Federal levels for use of the Courtroom, offices and facilities of the Judge and his staff. 3. Hunting License Proposal - City Manager 4. Economic Development Proposal C2 5. Dam Repair Project. Being that the Dam is failing to produce enough power for the City, this item is to dedicate funding to repair the dam to ensure a steady supply of

Police Briefs

04/18/2019 “Rape” On Sunday April 21st 19. A woman waved an off duty SRPD Officer and confessed to him that she had been raped a couple of days before. She stated that she had met a man at Creamy Centres cafe and got chatting. The man gave her an item to look after for him. The woman went to his apartment to return it to him, then felt a pin prick on her neck. She stated that the male then raped her for several hours, before letting her go. SRPD are looking for a white male, with long, braided red hair is normally seen wearing suits. At the time of printing a name has been supplied and SRPD are awaiting lab confirmation of this name before making an arrest. No further information will be rel


Local Group The Ashes have released their debut album Rise copies are available at Ashers Music and Records. For Booking Information Contact Asher Rollins (Skiz Abramovic)

Peace in City Hall?

The following was delivered to the Chronicle via anonymous email account. The Chronicle has no secohdary source to confirm at this time as the reporter with the City Hall connections is unavailable at the moment. The Mayor’s Office. City of Santa Ramona Memorandum of Agreement. May 6, 2019. City of Santa Ramona and the Santa Ramona Police unit agree on the following: 1. 100,000 increase in training budget to increase the budget for training. Funding provided by the State. Training would be prioritized as follows: a. Training to deal with citizens who have a distrust of Police b. Training to deal with citizens who may be having a mental health crisis c. Training in tactics

A Glimpse Behind the Curtain

Paper shredders are a must have for any office but are especially important for those in public office. The following draft was found in a puddle near the dumpster at city hall. "Office of the Mayor To: Sarina Jade-Rameriez, SPRD Labor Governor Jay Stone ADA Jordan Russo Chief of Staff E. Stone. Fire Chief Dimitri Rousseau City Manager Frank Castle 5-2-19 Last night the Mayor made the statement that the "Last Best Offer" will be implemented at 1200am on Saturday 5-4-2019. As this council has seen fit to act unlawfully, it is my duty to consider a few options. First as to the unlawful actions. 1. Seating the striking Mrs Jade-Rameriez during a Council meeting. A

Cinco De Mayo

or those who don't know, Cinco de Mayo(5th of may) was another remarkable day for Mexico as other countries have their own. El Toro Loco will be honoring that day, sharing with food, drinks, music and a lot of fun. We will celebrate the Victory in our own way as well, with the special cocktail named Bulls on parade, with the great tequila representing the famous and brave General Zaragoza to the delicious plates El Toro Loco will have for you made by Chef Romeo, the music brought from The Boiler Room and the Menice Beach offering to you the best tanning. Come and join us and if anyone wishes to earn extra cash working at the same time having a great time, come and speak to Hase or Merch

The Mayor speaks to the public.

Acumen: keenness and depth of perception, discernment, or discrimination especially in practical matters. Acumen is a interesting word as defined in the dictionary. It talks about practical matters. Matters that would be clear to the normal person. Matters that require thought... or some sort of superior mind. Or upbringing, or the clothes you wear. Or where you live... Acumen was mentioned last night in the City Council meeting relating to the SRPD Labor Issues. The Chief of Staff of the Hospital and the Police Chief both decided that unlike them, I do not have the ...mental acumen.. to consider the weighty matters of the police negotiations. That they will talk about it in private wit

Dear Anne:

Dear Anne, My high school sweetheart recently came back into my life. A whirlwind followed that culminated with him proposing. But now he's gone silent again. He hasn't answered calls or texts. He flew back to the East coast two weeks ago and I haven't heard a peep since then. Am I stupid for holding out hope he'll be back? Should I even let him back in again? Signed, Glue isn't even dry yet on a broke heart Dear Glue, While the resurfacing of a new romance brings in a multitude of emotions, both new and old, it can also blind us to the red flags. Take into consideration the way things ended before. If he ended it, are these things he did last time? A person tends to make t