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Mayor asked for Proposals, PD Provided

The Mayor requested that all city departments and concerned citizen give her detailed proposals of initiatives they would like to see. The Santa Ramona Chronicle got their hands on a copy of what the police department sent to the Mayor. It follows in it's entirety here. i) Mental Health Support ------------------------------ SUPPORTING INFORMATION *********************** Background to proposal: A Police Federation survey of 17,000 officers in 2016 showed an alarming set of statistics around mental health of officers, with 39% seeking help with mental health issues. More than a quarter of officers who have taken sick leave attributed it to stress, depression or anxiety, while 65% said th

Letter to the Editor

Official statement from Frank Castle and Castle Foundation regarding the so called "Twitter bomb" article in Santa Ramona Chronicles. I, Frank Castle I am disgusted with the gossip level of our police department. Your [SRPD] logo is under the tweets, indicating that you are monitoring me and my social media activity. Further more, it is rather repulsive seeing our police forces acting like a cheap chasers of gossip. I know I am a some type of a celebrity in our town but dragging my family through mud of gossips is unacceptable. This fully indicates the lack of professionalism and further more you will face a lawsuit for your behavior. Breaking law and punishing me for it is one thing, but st

Press Release

SRPD maintains a presence on social media as we believe in promoting positive interactions with the community as much as possible. It also helps us to monitor when there are problems or issues that may need police response. Recently, a crop of threats have appeared on twitter. These threats have been aimed at SRPD and the court house. While citizens are welcome to express their opinions, anger, frustrations and constructive criticism about the SRPD and court house, it is illegal to make threats of violence against anyone, especially a court house. Be advised that threats made against the SRPD and the court house and its personnel are against the law. Threatening to raid a court house or bri

Twitter Bombs

Twitter, the social media platform, has long been a source of criminal and political activism. In the last few days it has exploded with comments about SRV. Some are upset about the recent raid on the Casino. The same casino that was recently the sight of a shooting. Others can't seem to get past past indignation. Reviews of the police logs the night of the debate proved the police at no point discussed sending dogs after the gathering outside the courthouse. So who is really being threatened? The police or someone else?

Police Briefs

03/08/19 "Arrest made in connection with previous incident Battery of a Police Officer" On Friday 8th March 19, SRPD Officers went to the home address of the woman involved in an incident about 3 weeks earlier. See 02/20/19 "Battery of a Police Officer" After announcing themselves several times with no one coming to the door, one of the Officers went around the back of the premises and saw evidence that someone was inside. The two SRPD Officers then breeched the door and obtained access to the building. After clearing the building they found the suspect from this earlier incident, huddled in front of a window on the landing. They both aimed their fire arms at her and told her she was under

Press Release

On the Evening of Friday March 22nd 19, an Officer of SRPD stopped a female she believed to be attempting to break into an empty store. The female pulled a knife on the Officer. The Officer called for back up. Another SRPD who was some way away, ran to the scene to assist. He arrived to find the first Officer who had already been stabbed still in an physical altercation with the female, who was continuing to stab the first Officer. The second Officer withdrew his gun and ordered the female to desist and drop the knife at least twice. The second Officer then called for further back up. She failed to comply with the order and continued to advance at the officers whilst still holding the knife.

Help Wanted: City jobs

The following 2 jobs are positions on the Santa Ramona City Council with full voting rights. These are IC positions and can only affect IC "laws, proposals, situations, etc." If you are interested in either, please drop your "resume" or CV into the box here. For more information Contact Mayor Carly Brucato-Angel. (carly.brucato) The Mayor appoints these 2 positions. There are 2 further appointments available, both controlled by the Governor. They are "Finance Director" and "Public Works Director". ------------------------------- City Manager Want to be part of bringing change to SR? By order of the State of Cali (the Guv), The Mayor's office is looking to hire a City Manager. You will pa


Citizens are being treated to a mouthwatering competition between several dining establishments individual chefs and municipal departments all in the name of a good cause. The Extreme Cook Off Contest is being held on April 7th, 5pm, located outside of The Reel restaurant on Old High Street where the Fire Department and Santa Ramona Hospital and Police Department are also located. Live music will be provided by Asher's Music Store. The contest is open for all budding chefs and dining establishments- booths can be rented for $100 dollars with several prizes expected to be given to the lucky winners of the competition. Tickets are $15. Businesses are able to participate to promote themselves

Help Wanted

Additional hosts and waitstaff needed by Castle Casino. Mach 30 starting at 4pm for a 30's musical event. Contact Frank Castle (frankcastle88) for an interview.

Press Release: SRV Debate Night

Some serious allegations were made about SRPD preventing a Mayoral candidate and his aide from attending the Mayoral debate in the court room of City Hall on the evening of 03/14/19. Lots of rumors were circulated live and on twitter to the effect that we were sending dogs out, and stopping, searching people to prevent them heading out to the impromptu gathering that formed outside of city hall. None of the above is a true statement of fact. Under state law, California generally prohibits carrying or possession of a firearm In any state or local public building or at any public meeting. The City Hall constitutes a public building and Court House. The incident was provoked when a male came in

Looking for Witness

The Santa Ramona Police Department is seeking the witness referenced in the story "Screaming Infidelity" which was run in this paper on February 8, 2019. They are looking for this person in connection to an ongoing investigation. If anyone knows the identity of the witness, or is the witness themselves, please contact Lt Azariah Brentt.

Aspiring Chef Makes The FD Cut!

Serina Del Nero, an aspiring chef and clerk in 'Asher's Music' store located out on Shady street, is the latest hire for the Santa Ramona Valley Fire Department. Chief Dimitri Rousseau of the Santa Ramona Fire Vallley Department told the Chronicles that he is "..excited about this new hire, an aspiring chef will be good for the department an' give Serina herself a place that will appreciate her cookin' an' let her experiment wit' her dishes before she breaks ground in some fancy restaurant of her own." The Chief added that he had hired Serina Del Nero on a part time basis and was glad to have her on board with plans to collaborate for fund raising events in future. Serina Del Nero herself st

Crime Report

02/20/19 "Battery of a Police Officer" On Wednesday 20th February 19, an SRPD Officer on routine patrol approached two people sitting outside Wolfe's when he smelled Marijuana. Upon going over to the male and female the Officer explained to them that it was a criminal offense to smoke Marijuana in public in the State of California as per CA; Prop 64. Neither of the pair would admit to the Officer whose joint it was and both claimed it to be theirs. As neither would admit it the Officer attempted to write both of them a ticket for Smoking Marijuana in Public place. The male was compliant however the female grew agitated and aggressive. The female proceeded to blow smoke fr

Models Needed, No Experience Required

Virtuous Vice Clothing Company is looking for swimsuit models, all body shapes and sizes. Male and female. Must be available for fashion show in Santa Ramona Valley California 6-8 pm March 23. For more information contact Chiara Villanova (bethann.causten)

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