THE sANTA rAMONA cHRONICLES
The Santa Ramona Chronicles
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- Dec 22, 2018
COUNSELING
Have you got the blues? Black dog stuck to you?
Or maybe the district judge waived your sentence provided you meet a counseling schedule?
Perhaps you can't get a significant other listen to you? We offer: *Counseling therapy
*Motivational hypnosis
*Relationship counsel Call us now (salina.amat)
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Ken the NPC Reporter
- Dec 17, 2018
Snow Ball Silent Auction Results
Thank you all who participated. Almost $24,000 was raised. Below is a list of the winners. Win a date with Anna Berg: $200 to Jasper Cross VIP Membership at Black Thorn Club $600 to Jasper Cross Diving Lesson: $150 to Angelyna Bennett A Christmas Story: $200 to Azariah Brentt Take Control with Eve: $200 to Allie Brentt Ghost Hunt or Reading with Jasper: $400 to Lakeisha Andrews Dinner & Lingerie: $1000 to Frank Castle Massage Therapy: $1000 to Frank Castle & $500 to Victor
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Chronicle Staff
- Dec 8, 2018
Mayor Castle Shows Off
Last night at Wolfe's "TGIMFF Wet Tee Shirt" event folks let down more than their hair. patrons were greeted by a giant water spraying unicorn. Notable local celebrities were there including Governor Stone (no surprise since his wife owns Wolfe's,) Chief Sarina Jade, Jasper Cross from the hit TV show Paranormal Investigations, Sophia Castle the renown violinist along with her father the infamous Mayor Castle. While there are rumors of Mrs Stone being up on the bar all repor
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Santa Ramona Police Department
- Dec 8, 2018
SRPD wishes you a safe, happy and peaceful holiday season
The following Holiday Safety Tips were compiled, by the SRPD Crime Prevention Section, to contribute to the safety and security of people during the holiday season. The holiday season is always a special time of year. It is also a time when busy people become careless and vulnerable to theft and other holiday crime. We can never be too careful, too prepared or too aware. Please share this information with family, friends and neighbors. Driving
Avoid driving alone or at night
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- Dec 5, 2018
Now Hiring
The Kink Tank is hiring We are looking for the following staff to join us at the newest hot spot in SRV. Bar Staff - must be good with the public, full training given. Security staff - must be good at kicking ass, able to speak to the public a plus! Are you the strong dominant type? If so then we may have your ideal job! We are also looking for the men and women to fulfill additional roles. Details can be given on request! If you are interested pop in to the Kink Tank or cal
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Admin
- Dec 3, 2018
Small Business Grants Offered
"Get A Business Loan" is sponsored by the Castle foundation to aid small business. The main purpose is to give the citizens a chance to start their own business with a low level risk. The event is held as a contest. Each citizen can participate. If you want to start a new business or are you running one right now it does not matter. What matters is our plan, as Bane would say. Winners will be required to hold one event in cooperation with mayor's office and his staff. YOU ha
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Admin
- Dec 3, 2018
Mayors Office is Hiring!
Job job job! Yes! Easy money. What you have to do? Simple. Just apply for one of staff positions in Mayor Frank Castle's office and you will get a ride of your life or even better. Castle Foundation is responsible for running the office of Mayor Castle. He is in a desperate need of assistance, secretaries, bodyguards, PR faces and more. Contact the Mayors office (frankcastle88) ASAP
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