THE sANTA rAMONA cHRONICLES

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SRVC News Desk
- Jun 16, 2018
POLICE BOLO
The SRPD is asking that the public be on the lookout for an dangerous individual wanted for a string of crimes. This person is considered highly dangerous and civillians are advised against approaching on their own. Anyone with information about his whereabouts ought contact the police immediately.
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SRVC News Desk
- Jun 12, 2018
Cult Practitioner Pleads Not Guilty
After a delayed start to proceedings, Theo Courvoisier was arraigned on June 3rd, 2018, for a series of crimes reportedly related to occult activities. The prosecution, headed by ADA Aquilah Rau, has declined to offer a plea bargain due to the nature and number of charges which were read to the court as: three counts of rape, two counts of torture, four counts of kidnapping, four counts of false imprisonment, two counts of battery of a law enforcement officer, two counts of
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Santa Ramona Fire Department
- Jun 9, 2018
PRESS RELEASE
For Immediate Release: 09.06.18 Santa Ramona Fire Department Condemns Smoke Signals SRV,CA: The SRFD has condemned local cannabis store Smoke Signals as arson investigations continue in the wake of a fire on the evening of Wednesday June 6th, 2018. The blaze destroyed store inventory and resulted in consequent water and smoke damage to the building. A window broken by firefighters to ventilate the building during the fire remains boarded up days later. The incident was ruled
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SRVC Business Desk
- Jun 8, 2018
Make Tip Top Your One-Stop Shop!
Need Cigarettes? Need Beer? Need Condoms? Do you have the munchies and need snacks? Well Tip Top Convenience is under new management. We are proud to serve the Valley, offering a wide range of products from condoms to beer, coffee and cigarettes, snacks, playing cards, lotto tickets and much, much more! Let us be your one stop shop, because we are Tip Top All Santa Ramona Police Officers receive complimentary coffee
And for the next week we wiil be offering a 10% discount on
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Santa Ramona Police Department
- Jun 1, 2018
PRESS RELEASE
For Immediate Release: 01.06.18 Santa Ramona Police Department Appeals for Public Assistance SRV, CA: The SRPD is making an appeal for witnesses to come forward with regards to the bombing incident which took place at City Hall several months ago. At around about 5pm on Friday April 20th, 2018 a car bomb was detonated outside the Santa Ramona Police Department, housed at City Hall. At least two officers lost their lives and several more where injured in the blast. The SRPD is
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