In an event that might as well have been a printed press release, Santa Ramona ADA Aquilah Rau held a press conference on the steps of City Hall at midday on Saturday 16th June 2018. Speaking on the upcoming Courvoisier trial, the ADA reiterated the charges outlined during the arraignment several weeks ago, providing little additional information save for the defendant having been found mentally fit to stand trial and that the state believed a conviction to be likely. Delivering a statement rife with platitudes about the pursuit of justice being the ultimate recourse to public safety, ADA Rau failed to offer any true reassurance of the City's future regard for the right of the public to be i

The SRPD is asking that the public be on the lookout for an dangerous individual wanted for a string of crimes. This person is considered highly dangerous and civillians are advised against approaching on their own. Anyone with information about his whereabouts ought contact the police immediately.

After a delayed start to proceedings, Theo Courvoisier was arraigned on June 3rd, 2018, for a series of crimes reportedly related to occult activities. The prosecution, headed by ADA Aquilah Rau, has declined to offer a plea bargain due to the nature and number of charges which were read to the court as: three counts of rape, two counts of torture, four counts of kidnapping, four counts of false imprisonment, two counts of battery of a law enforcement officer, two counts of aggravated aassault and two counts of possession of narcotics. The accused entered a plea of not guilty to all charges, while simultaneously claiming responsibility for the bombing of city hall which cost two law enforce

For Immediate Release: 09.06.18 Santa Ramona Fire Department Condemns Smoke Signals SRV,CA: The SRFD has condemned local cannabis store Smoke Signals as arson investigations continue in the wake of a fire on the evening of Wednesday June 6th, 2018. The blaze destroyed store inventory and resulted in consequent water and smoke damage to the building. A window broken by firefighters to ventilate the building during the fire remains boarded up days later. The incident was ruled arson by the Santa Ramona Fire Department and Deputy State Fire Marshal Julianna Morpork, who was on the scene late Wednesday, after officials found traces of a moltov cocktail that was thrown into the store by an unknow

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For Immediate Release: 01.06.18 Santa Ramona Police Department Appeals for Public Assistance SRV, CA: The SRPD is making an appeal for witnesses to come forward with regards to the bombing incident which took place at City Hall several months ago. At around about 5pm on Friday April 20th, 2018 a car bomb was detonated outside the Santa Ramona Police Department, housed at City Hall. At least two officers lost their lives and several more where injured in the blast. The SRPD is now asking for any witnesses who were in the vicinity that day or who might have any information useful to the investigation to come forward and assist the PD in moving towards making arrests. Informants are encouraged