THE sANTA rAMONA cHRONICLES
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- May 27, 2018
An Eye for an Eye Makes the Whole Town Watch
Mysterious objects have been appearing around Santa Ramona Valley in recent times, left by an unknown group or individual for unknown reasons. These objects have been seemingly innocuous ranging from electronic tablets, to music boxes, but are hardly harmless. As some of these items have proven dangerous, having caused bodily harm to an unconfirmed number of SRV citizens; residents and tourists alike are encouraged to refrain from handling any objects which they might encount
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Kalista Anand
- May 19, 2018
Fundraiser Proceeds Procure New Fire Truck
The Santa Ramona Fire Department has finally started using some of that benefit proceeds money they received a few weeks ago, courtesy of Hotel Cortez. In light of recent natural disasters and a keen look upon the history of California and the unique geological challenges the community of Santa Ramona endures, the disruption of water utilities is a real concern to the leadership inside the Santa Ramona Fire Department. The Santa Ramona Fire Department has finalized the sale o
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Bree Davenport
- May 13, 2018
SRVU Perseveres as FEMA and City Officials Collaborate
The SRV Chronicles team was back in the field today as FEMA officials provided a guided tour of the severely damaged Santa Ramona University Campus to media personnel. The structural damage to the university buildings is extensive and they have been condemned until further notice. FEMA has stepped in to assist city officials with a temporary campus which includes a well equipped library - which will double as a lecture theatre, along with a canteen, and makeshift dormitories.
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Sloane Davenport
- May 11, 2018
Earthquake Hits Santa Ramona Valley
At approximately 10:30 am on the 10th of April,2018, mother nature had her way with Santa Romona Valley as a powerful earthquake rocked the city - perhaps the strongest since the infamous and deadly quake of 1906. Fire Chief Morpork has confirmed that a State of Emergency has been issued for the greater Santa Ramona Valley area. Business and home owners have expressed concerns about their properties as Chinatown has been evacuated. The landmark neighborhood's structures have
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Admin
- May 1, 2018
City Hall Sex Doll Prank
At approximately 2:17 pm on April 29th, 2018, it came to the attention of the Santa Ramona Valley Police Department, that a sex doll with various phallic sex toys protruding from all of its orifices had been placed on the steps of the main entrance to Santa Ramona Valley City Hall. Several passers-by and observers gawked, stared, and pointed at the rather obscene and colorful arrangment of marital aids. Some even offered comments and theories about why these things were plac
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