THE sANTA rAMONA cHRONICLES
The Santa Ramona Chronicles
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- Jul 8, 2017
PROSTITUTION AND VANDALISM SPREADING
In recent weeks several buildings in the area including both private and government property have been tagged with graffiti symbols from a low level crime organization known as Los Reyes. Police report the Los Reyes gang are merely some juveniles trying to imitate popular media cultures.Anyone having information on the individuals vandalizing the building should call the SVPD tip line at 1-800-Rat-OnMe. Prostitution continues to rise with many illegal women turning to the str
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- Jul 8, 2017
SHOOTING: 4 DEAD
On July 6th at 10pm, a quadruple homicide was committed at the Lock and Load located in Downtown Santa Ramona. The bodies of Missy and Pat Carsigna, owners of the Lock and Load, were found at the crime scene. Two other bodies, were reportedly taken into custody by Santa Ramona Valley Police but have yet to be identified. Witnesses and SRPD officials are saying the murders are a result of a robbery gone bad. The Chronicle was live on the scene, catching photos of the crime sce
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- Jul 4, 2017
SANTA RAMONA RATTLER
By: RIta Rumor A very prominent physician in Santa Ramona is rumored to have an STD. An unidentified Latino man was heard speaking about it rather loudly at one of the July 4th events. The name of the woman was not released but rumor has it, she'd been seen on the arm of some of Santa Ramona's most prominent men. Two prostitutes were seen entering Wolfe's Tavern on Saturday night. The Owner Stubbard McCaw was not available for questions but rumor has it Santa Ramona police ar
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- Jul 4, 2017
Sin-O-Scope
SIN-O-SCOPE Aries - Your too stubborn for your own good. Rub one off in the bathroom at the gas station and you'll find true love. Taurus - Not only are you a bull, but a bully. Let your true self be free. Kick some rich kids ass today and money will come to you. Gemini - Twins or two for one. Seeking Happiness? When was the last time you had a threesome? Cancer - You moody bitches need to come out of your house. Jack the meds off of someone who has insurance and chill! Leo
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- Jul 4, 2017
Local Events and Openings
GRATEFUL MEDS SPONSORS BEACH PARTY
By Lily White July 2, 2017 - Newly Established business Grateful Meds, a Marijuana Dispensary, hosted a beach party at Santa Ramona's Nude Beach this weekend. Owner of Grateful Meds, Gage Dawson provided hot dogs, hamburgers and drinks to the adult-only party. Mr. Dawson provided various cannabis items ranging from smokable marijuana with chocolate strains to edible marijuana cookie. More than half the entire city joined the event causing m
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- Jul 4, 2017
420 Ramps up Valley Crime
With California Marijuana laws still under heavy debate in the State Senate, last night's Beach Blast sponsored by Grateful Meds gave plenty of Anti-420'ers much to talk about. The recently established marijuana dispensary hosted a party on Santa Ramona's nude beach attracting a wave of criminal activity and crippling the city's holiday traffic flow. Eye witness report a prostitution ring known as The Lemondrops were in attendance at the event and engaging in lewd acts on the
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- Jul 4, 2017
Santa Ramona Has Opened!
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